| Joke Time 20 |
[Jun 24, 2009 | 8:59pm] |
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Superman.
Superman who?
Are you kidding me?
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| Joke Time 19 |
[May 17, 2009 | 4:57pm] |
What did the rabbit say to the fox sneaking up on him?
"You can't fool me hiding behind that tree! I'm onto your HAREbrained scheme!"
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| Joke Time 18 |
[May 17, 2009 | 10:40am] |
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I wanted to eat Asian style last night, so I used chopsticks. But the darn things wouldn't cut my steak!
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| Joke Time 17 |
[May 17, 2009 | 10:33am] |
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My mom didn't want me to have a hedgehog because she said it would shed too much. So I bought a pig and threw it in a long, square shaped bush outside my house.
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| Rice Chicken Carrots |
[May 8, 2009 | 10:20pm] |
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Ric, rice chicken. Chicken carrots rice. Rice chicken rice chicken. Chicken rice carrots carrots rice chicken. Rice!
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| Joke Time 16 |
[Apr 16, 2009 | 1:38pm] |
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I hated reading "The Invisible Man" by H.G. Wells. I couldn't visualize him!
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| Joke Time 15 |
[Apr 15, 2009 | 2:59pm] |
My English teacher came up to me and told me I was failing.
I didn't understand a word she said.
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| Joke Time 14 |
[Apr 14, 2009 | 8:49am] |
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Have you ever seen that movie Lost in Translation? I did, but I couldn't understand what they were saying.
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| Joke Time 13 |
[Apr 13, 2009 | 2:13pm] |
What would the Terminator say if he was turned into an owl?
"Owl be back."
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| Joke Time 12 |
[Apr 12, 2009 | 7:16am] |
One night Jack Nicholson walked into a bar.
He fell because he didn't see the wet floor sign.
He forgot to take his sunglasses off.
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