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Joke Time 20 [Jun 24, 2009 | 8:59pm] Knock, knock. Who's there? Superman. Superman who? Are you kidding me? post comment

Joke Time 19 [May 17, 2009 | 4:57pm] What did the rabbit say to the fox sneaking up on him? "You can't fool me hiding behind that tree! I'm onto your HAREbrained scheme!" read (1) post comment

Joke Time 18 [May 17, 2009 | 10:40am] I wanted to eat Asian style last night, so I used chopsticks. But the darn things wouldn't cut my steak! post comment

Joke Time 17 [May 17, 2009 | 10:33am] My mom didn't want me to have a hedgehog because she said it would shed too much. So I bought a pig and threw it in a long, square shaped bush outside my house. post comment

Rice Chicken Carrots [May 8, 2009 | 10:20pm] Ric, rice chicken. Chicken carrots rice. Rice chicken rice chicken. Chicken rice carrots carrots rice chicken. Rice! post comment

Joke Time 16 [Apr 16, 2009 | 1:38pm] I hated reading "The Invisible Man" by H.G. Wells. I couldn't visualize him! post comment

Joke Time 15 [Apr 15, 2009 | 2:59pm] My English teacher came up to me and told me I was failing. I didn't understand a word she said. post comment

Joke Time 14 [Apr 14, 2009 | 8:49am] Have you ever seen that movie Lost in Translation? I did, but I couldn't understand what they were saying. post comment

Joke Time 13 [Apr 13, 2009 | 2:13pm] What would the Terminator say if he was turned into an owl? "Owl be back." post comment

Joke Time 12 [Apr 12, 2009 | 7:16am] One night Jack Nicholson walked into a bar. He fell because he didn't see the wet floor sign. He forgot to take his sunglasses off. post comment

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